Ahh..another example that shows my lifelessness and bordum..but anyways here are some more questions/facts..this is what I do in math and history

- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?


- How young can you die of old age?


- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?


- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?


- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"


- If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?


- How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there? Don't you have to stand on the grass for it to be placed?


- Do we make bombs better or worse?


- Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?


- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


- Why is on the computer you have to press start for the computer to stop?


- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


- If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?


- If the professor on Giligan's Island make a radio out of coconuts why can't he just build a boat?


- What was the best thing before sliced bread?


- Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?


- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?


- Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?


- Why do people order a double cheesebruger, large fries, and a dessert, but they also order a diet soda? Do they expect to lose weight?


- Why do they report power outages on TV?


- Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?


- Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?


- If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital?


- If con is the opposite of pro is progress the opposite of congress?


- If you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead?


- If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?